Matthew Garcia

Amazing Young Comedian That's Striving To Become One Of The Funniest Actors in Hollywood...

He Looks Up To Jim Carrey And Has Special Skills Like Making Funny Faces & "Attempting" To Dance...
One Day He Wants To Become A Director And Make Terrifying & Hilarious Movies...

Everyone: Wow Matthew Garcia Just Made History...

by Barney Barney December 14, 2020

Matthew Morris

An extremely positive and inquisitive person who, very commonly, exhibits/indulges (in) peculiar actions/activities.

“jack was acting so erratic, he was like Matthew Morris.”

by FluteBoy#1 May 14, 2018

The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matthew Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matthew: Yeah course mate

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party

by Big Akin May 24, 2019

matthew hurley

The nicest, and most polite person you`ll ever meet. This person is more than likely a boy, handsome/pretty, and Matthew doesn't know it, Matthew is quiet, Matthew is looked at as a weird or awkward person, but that is so he can talk to the people that will talk to him first so he knows who his friends are. Be nice to Matthew, he wants friends but doesn't know how to.

WOW MATTHEW HURLEY IS A MOUSE PAD< CREAMY CHEESE.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HIS UNDERWARE!

by jhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjh December 22, 2016

Oliver Matthews

Very sexy animal. Gets all the girls

Yo, this guy is an Oliver Matthews

by Jordan Beighton August 4, 2016

Matthew lee

is a asian short boy with a tiny dick and is always having boners

wow he is really acting like a matthew lee

by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022

matthew ellwood

erm is v sweet and can make friends easy becos he is out-going and is a gentleman. However he needs more self - cofident when coming to NH. He also is a dickhead sometimes with his jokes need to calm. HES SUCH A SLAY. He needs to pass his driving theory and also measure his penis. He is not v smart, autistic, and has heart problems and walks like he has a pole shoved up his arse, but still always manages to slay everyday.

#wedneslay

person1: who is that!
person2: Thats matthew ellwood he slays
person1: i can tell, although he does walks like he has a pole up his arse.

by slapclap October 29, 2022