logical bullshit

When someone says bullshit with some reason that is actually kind of reasonable.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.

Student: You shouldn`t tell my mom that I fought with Joe today.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!

Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.

If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a

contradiction.

So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.

by Jekr June 12, 2019

loeisse

loeisse is the sweetest girl in the world. she’s super down to earth and a very faithful lady. her aura brings positivity to everyone. she seems so innocent that nobody knows how naughty she can get! a type of girl you should keep.

Gosh her name’s Loeisse!
She’s such a sweetie! God-fearing woman!

by ᜄ August 9, 2019

Loeisse

Loeisse is the sweetest girl in the world. She’s super down to earth and a very faithful lady. Her aura brings positivity to everyone. She may seem so innocent but nobody knows how naughty she can get. She’s a type of girl you should keep.

Gosh her name’s Loeisse!
She’s such a sweetie! God-fearing woman!

by ᜄ August 10, 2019

Logit

The combination of the words "logic" and "legit"

"Bro that was logitness!"

by inside_jokes January 19, 2020

Logit

The combination of the words "logic" and "legit"

"That was logitness"

by inside_jokes January 19, 2020

Logi

Logi (Logan) is a dream come true. He's articulate, creative, curious (which makes him really fucking smart), the funniest person you know, an absolute diamond in the rough. His smile is beautiful. effortless. candid. genuine. it glows on the warm apples of his cheeks and in his soft eyes. And his laugh? It's priceless. For real, his smile and laugh could power a fucking hadron collider. He's down to earth and always keeps things interesting. He has nice, soft hair and a really cute face. He's one of the most popular people you know, but also a phat fucking nerd and geek. Like, he could probably speak Klingon type geek. You wonder how he's gotten so many bitches on his dick and then you remember "Oh yeah, he's Logan." He's THE person you wish existed. The person you wish could be your best friend and/or lover. The best thing ever that sliced bread be lookin up to him like a god. He's always there for you when you need him, and will do anything to make you feel better. Don't take advantage of his overflowing heart though. He deserves everything in the whole world. He's one of a kind, and you'd be a fool to let him go. What need more I say? I love him x100,000 times over and I'll say it again and again.

"Did you see Logan at the party last night?"

"Yeah man, I was too drunk to remember the whole night but I do remember this one part of the night when he said some funny ass shit while Dave was balancing a coors light on his forehead and Dave's crush flocked to Logi like a fucking magnet and in a knee jerk reaction Dave looked over and in result coors juice being jizzed all over his face."

by starlight278 April 15, 2020

Logic

Another Word For Biracial.

What's up logic?
IM BIRACIAL!

by Kasperaugust May 19, 2020