Midnight Letter

The homosexual act of a guy licking another guy's ass

George: "I sent that guy a midnight letter last night"

Ben: ewwwwww

by Lenny Couchman May 16, 2007

Lethal leverage

The act of taking advantage of the grandparents' generousity for gain by the grandchildrens' parents by putting them on a pedistool.

The parents of the grandchildren want to buy a house even though they do not have sufficient funds. The parents get the grandparents to cosign for the home using the grandchildren as lethal leverage since an apartment is no place to raise a kid.

by One pissed off uncle March 28, 2009

No Letterman

Similar to No Homo or No Racial, it needs to be said when you make a statement that can sound pedophiliac, but was actually innocent.

Me: I am really diggin this Gabriella Cilmi!

Dude: Man, that's sick. You're 26, she's 17!

Me: Dude, I meant her music. No Letterman.

by dr_omels June 16, 2009

fleshy letterbox

A derogatory term for a woman's vagina

I cant wait to stick my meat in her fleshy letterbox!

by the drinker of the furry cup December 2, 2009

Three lettering

PMSing- when a girl or woman is pmsing

"Man she's been really mean today."
"To be honest, she's probably just three lettering. Don't worry about it."

by mymomsabitch January 21, 2010

girl-letter

a letter that tipically girls write to eachother in class when they are bored and they put them in front of their binders.

Dear Jessica,

You are soo amazing. i know this is a girl-letter but, Jeeeezus you cant be any better, and you are soo pretty. Well i am in science class..... and so on

by tanboii February 23, 2010

Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.

I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.

by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010