Juan Miguel

Juan Miguel is an amazing person, he does everything great. He is a unique person that everyone wants to meet and follow. He is nice, funny, attentive and we could consider him almost a God. You can trust him with anything as he will solve all your problems without blinking. He may be the most perfect person there is and everyone knows it. Sometimes he is a bit cocky.
Girl A: OMG who is that guy, it's perfect!
Girl B: He is the most incredible person i've ever seen.
Boy A: For sure he is a Juan Miguel, he is a God.
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Juan's mom

Bro Fredrick, did you see that girl? She's just like Juan's mom.
by themanthemyththemanny October 06, 2023
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Juan Brassesco

Una persona muy inmadura. Se traba constantemente al hablar, no le gusta que lo molesten y le gusta admirar las estrellas mientras acaricia un pene. Muy enamoradizo pero no la pone ni a gancho
chica: Juan Brassesco cómo estás? saludos

chico: bien si
by ñañinxd November 24, 2021
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Wuji Juan

Wuji Juan(乌鸡卷) is a kind of sliced luncheon meat which is made of Wuji(乌鸡) meat.
Wuji: a kind of special chicken species origined from China and it is famous for its darker color meat. It is believed this kind of meat is much more flavoured and contains more nutritions than average chicken.
Hey, wanna add some sliced beef and Wuji Juan in your hot pot?
by Link_night November 29, 2022
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Juan Simon

A Juan Simon is a very funny guy and a strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you in a second
Guy 1: Do you regret something

Guy2: Messing with a Juan Simon
by Si mi December 08, 2018
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juan simon

The best person in the world. Typically he is smart funny and awesome. He is the best
by Bkjhkdmdudj November 24, 2016
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juan cornajo

very mean math teacher, used to work as a construction worker and failed school, he yells at you when you don't do your work and puts you on the phone
Person 1: Dude what happened in juan cornajo's class?
Person 2: Bro I forgot to do the homework and he put me on the phone.
by meme big boi January 09, 2020
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