Jordan Bear

someone with a 69 inch long penis and fucks 18 women at one time!!!!IN THE ASS!!!!!

He is such a jordan bear look what he just did to those women

by gator dance April 22, 2010

jordan martinez

baby,
your so amazing.
if only you knew how perfect you were :)

woah, that stud is definatly a jordan martinez!

by crazyincalii May 12, 2009

Jordan White

Very handsome guy, someone you definitely want to meet in your life, gives good advice

Have you seen Jordan White I really need to ask him something

by anonymoussssss__ February 22, 2021

jordan waaland

fuk boi ///hot

that boy is ssuch a jordan waaland

by jordan waaland December 12, 2017

Jordan Jones

Homie Hopper. Will steal your crush after calling him ugly. She will back stab you after being bestie for an EXTENDED period time. She will call this guy ugly and then when you say you think he’s hot she becomes besties with him and than starts dating him while lying to you saying their just friends. And the only way you figure out how their dating is bc her brother post a picture of them cuddling on his snapchat story. you than proceed to call her out on in and she said “i didn’t mean for this to happen” after asking one of their mural friends to “set them up”. you than proceed to unadd her on ALL social media platforms and changing her contact from her quirky little nickname to her government name and unpin her.

me: that girl is all over EVERY boy that looks her way
Friend: Yeah she’s totally a Jordan Jones

by FoxyFalica August 22, 2022

Jordan (Girl)

Jordan is the type of person every Boy needs, She's funny, Smart, Kind and most of all she's absolutely stunning, Not to mention how vocally talented she is. She only has 4 moods Bored, Angry, A h-word that's not happy, and Fucking adorable. shes the type of person you look at and just think "oh what I would give to have her in my arms"

person 1: "Hey look it's Jordan (Girl)"
person 2: "God She's beautiful"

by The_Rangaa March 14, 2022

to jordan (something)

Verb; adding a lever to the intersection of the legs meeting the torso in a way that mocks the male genitalia on a Minecraft building resembling a human.
After Jordan Maron aka CaptainSparklez and his actions in the popular Minecraft Minigame "SethBling's Building Game".

"I added a lever."
"Did you pull a Jordan?"
"So I'm a verb now?"
"Yes. To jordan (something) is now a verb."

by GentlemanPirate August 14, 2015