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long island 

when most people think of islands, they think of palm trees, sand, sun and 100 degree weather 365 days a year. but when i think of islands, i think of long island which is my home. you know your from here when :
1. you've snuck into the city using the L.I.R.R and your parents never found out.
2. you tried weed summer going into 9th grade.
3.everytime you go to a different state - you HAVE to hit up every dairy queen/sonic in the area.
4. you remember brett saborhagens.
5. you can't imagine living somewhere without beaches.
6. you associate babylon village with hott lacrosse guys and gilgo beach.
7. you started drinking when you were 12.
8. your idea of a party is getting piss drunk around a fire in your friend's backyard then walking through town making an ass out of yourself.
9. you love the yankees.
10. you've spent 10 bucks at a movie theatre.
11. you straigten your hair everyday of your life.
12. you've gone camping before.
13. you've used the word "legit" in a sentence before.
14. you know that the southshore is the greatest place in the world & the northshore is for rich people.
15. you've seen a concert at nassau colliseam.
16. you can name at least 5 people that have moved to north or south carolina.
long islander - so have you ever been the city?

non long islander- what do you mean?

long islander- like manhatten .

non long islander- oh i think ive driven by there like once.

long island by jkldskldslksd August 14, 2008

Newport, Rhode Island 

A rich, preppy town of 27,000 in Rhode Island. Home to wealthy retired men and women who live in big mansions. Some of the biggest mansions in the USA.

Staten Island

Home of the most fucked up italians in the world, full of fucking rich snobbish italian kids who think there black, they wear hats like blacks and have a really annoying accent. all they do is go to the mall all day. there is nothing to do there, they try to pimp girls all day. more and more indians are coming
john hey mike, im bored as hell what do u wanna do
mike lets go watch some italian try to act black in staten island

Deer Island Drop 

A scat fetish sexual position. A woman lies on her back and extends her legs up towards the ceiling and then spreads her legs apart as wide as she can. Her man will then step into the

" V " created by her legs and put his anus directly over her vagina and will then defecate directly into her vagina. If he has vaginal sex with her right after the deposit, this is called a Massachusetts Mudbowl.
Similar to two lesbians scissoring but the guy poops right into her pussy making a Deer Island Drop. Deer island is the waste water treatment plant for Boston.

Vagina Island

A moist desolate place, often covered in thick bush, or if bush has been removed, the surface is generally red, lumpy and rash like.

The island has a highly unpleasant odour and visitors often refuse to eat there. Visitors also complain that it sounded good at first, but after a while they just wanted to leave.

The weather on the island is moody and does not follow logic.
Remember Morla, the ancient one, that giant turtle thing from 'The Never Ending Story' , that's what Vagina Island is like.

private island 

A poop so large that it piles up in the toilet to the point that a portion of it is above the surface of the water, much like the volcanic islands of Hawaii.
I love the blue toilet water for when i make a private island. It reminds me of my vacation in hawaii.
private island by Pinestik September 18, 2017