mud dipper

A man that is willing to have sex with a woman that has IBS (Irritable Bowl Syndrome) or diarrhea. He / possibly she (with a strap-on) has no concern with getting "poop" on their "dick", and will go back for more multiple times.

"Hey Becky, I dont know what to do with Steve. I might have diarrhea."

"If he is a mud dipper, you guys shouldnt have a problem"

by Tempy123 July 28, 2016

Mud-twat

One's anus.

I'm gonna kick you in your mud-twat.

I shouldn't have eaten that KFC. My mud-twat's out of whack.

by Whitey May 24, 2004

mud squirt

An attempt to fart, but instead projectile shitting yourself a little

Jackie thought she was safe, but she soon realized that little toot in the ladies room was a mud squirt. Hope it washes out of that dress.

by Bridgette 69 January 2, 2017

Stuck in the mud

When you are drunk and you’ve fucked up.

Karen; Who’s boat is this?
Jade: Oh you mean Mud Flaps. She’s ours. You’re a part owner. We bought it off Marketplace last night.
Karen: Oh fuck. You all got stuck in the mud last night!!

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

Mud Toad

Large female who hangs out at cookout and will blow anyone with a diesel. Where’s ugg boot and leggings to show off her kankles and cottage cheese ass. Area of region: Concord, NC.

God damn look at that mud toad over there, I bet she could suck the chrome off my exhaust tip

by Expert Mud Toad Pimp May 16, 2018

steak mud

N.)
The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas, a byproduct of the large quantities of steak consumed in the last few days

Oh dear lord, who just expelled that Steak Mud?

by MotelPubes July 24, 2018

mud slurper

A mudslurper is that freaky bitch who shits on your jizz, stirs it, then slurps it through a straw.

"Did you hear that Susan and James hooked up"

"No way! Did you hear that she's a mud slurper?"

by jjsjsjjsjjsjsjjsjjs May 25, 2015