A mud-suprise is something you give to your cat after a long shower. your body feels warm, relaxed, almost in a nirvana state, thats why you need to face fuck your cat
OJ Sampson:"Hey, Fellow PETA supporter. How was the Mud-Suprise you gave to your cat"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"
by An obivious cuck April 09, 2017
A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.
Synonyms: Celise
Synonyms: Celise
Celise is a mud cricket
by thisbemptyyeet March 02, 2021
by Trill Tony September 02, 2016
by Corn2137 December 08, 2019
Occurs during to the seemingly FOREVER period of time between running out of ADD meds and becoming eligible to refill. In most cases, said person becomes unable to function in any sort of productive or sensible way. Withdrawal symptoms include but aren’t limited to; complete loss of ability to focus,
Nan: Oh my god, dude. I have total mud brain! Can't refill for 6 days!
Bert: I know, right?
Nan: I’m gonna go outside and drag my face on the concrete
Bert: Chewbacca does not live on Endor
Bert: I know, right?
Nan: I’m gonna go outside and drag my face on the concrete
Bert: Chewbacca does not live on Endor
by ChellChell September 09, 2010
This is the act of rubbing your penis between a person's ass cheeks while bumping against their anus,never actually penitrating it and ejeculating onto their butthole.
My girlfriend enjoys walking around in public after we get done mud daubing because she enjoys the way my man juice feels between her butt cheeks.
by Tonto Rodriguez November 21, 2015
by Dadawggy January 19, 2019