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Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up
Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009
mugGet the She's been on more Jocks than Tube Socksmug.
An inapropiet comment used by grade schoolers. It is a response to a "where" question mostly said by bullies to get attention so they laugh at the loser.
Where is my ball?
Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob.
by 3737 May 20, 2010
mugGet the Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob.mug.

Tube Baby

A baby that has been born through a mans penis
Yeah my daughter ended up being a tube baby
by Thicc mama August 31, 2016
mugGet the Tube Babymug.

Noob Tube

Term used for the XM1014 or, Leone YG1265 (as it was previously known), Auto Shotgun in the Counter-Strike series of online multiplayer first person shooter games. Named for being a large bore weapon for new players, the shotgun is overpowered, has a high rate of fire, and does not require much aiming. This enables noobs to run and gun up close, which is the only way they can get kills as they can't aim. Named after the trial weapon code of the USMC, it's really the Benelli M4 shotgun.

All the other definitions assigning the term's definition to more modern games are from ignorant kids who don't appreciate what came before them.
"&#^$^!!! I just got the butt-sex from some chode with a noob tube from behind!"
by Saint Kliegl April 25, 2022
mugGet the Noob Tubemug.

tube cowboy

When you justify purchasing dope cowboy boots for a Texas wedding by wearing them when you get home on the tube in London… nice work bobo!
D-Rock didn’t Google “tube cowboy” but if he had, he would have found this…
by OGProperSean December 3, 2021
mugGet the tube cowboymug.

sausge tube

the area between a woman's breasts.Simalar to the taint.
Jody:"My pants didnt have any pockets so i put my phone in my sausge tube."
John:"Nice."
by thenapedog May 18, 2010
mugGet the sausge tubemug.

Tubes

Jamming, awesome, weird, sweet, excellent tunes on youtube.
"I spent hours finding loads of good tubes last night"
by eireyo August 13, 2012
mugGet the Tubesmug.

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