Hipster Shower

Taking a shower only once every two weeks, or never.

Hipster: Should I buy that rare "Joy Division" EP, or should I buy soap?

Innocent Bystander: Nevermind the EP, you stink. Get the soap, you must only take Hipster Showers.

by Innocent Bystander Guy October 23, 2010

American Shower

n./v. to spray a febreze bottle directly into the air and stand underneath the slowly descending mist in the nude

Man, I love those good ol' American showers.

by Sabbatimkon April 16, 2009

mexican shower

a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.

i had 2 minutes to get ready, so i took a mexican shower

by toolg July 11, 2003

thunder shower

Urinating and defecating on a person at the same time for sexual purposes

I gave your mom a thunder shower last night.

by Calvin Demand September 29, 2008

shower basketball

When you take a shit in your hand whilst taking a shower and throw it in the toilet

"Ted told me he plays shower basketball" "Eww, gross, we should stop associating with Ted"

by mastermorris September 28, 2013

Get in the shower

Shut up.

Person 1: Something sarcastic.
Person 2: Get in the shower.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Shut up.

by Ducky V.M. Waddlesworth November 7, 2011

Bathory Shower

When you walk in on your menstruating friend riding the shit out of some dudes dick and you get sprayed in the face with her period blood due to the pressure being induced by her furious pumping.

-Holy shit did you just kill somebody?
-Hell no I just walked in on Tessa banging Troy and got a Bathory Shower.

by treesap83 August 5, 2015