A Dutch Loaf is when you are having sex with a Dutch girl and after you bust a nut she lets you wipe it on the curtains. The Dutch woman in question usually doesn't shave.
by TheBigE March 29, 2014
A variation on the Dutch Oven: Not only do you rip a massive, sulphuric, SBD fart under the blankets, but you stick your ass against whoever is sharing them with you.
by defpoint June 09, 2009
A drink formed in Las Vegas in which a very strong pure liquor on the rocks is held in the right hand while a very sweet bottled drink is held in the left. Traditionally this is Jack Daniels on the rocks in the right hand and a Smirnoff Ice in the left hand.
by Sam Holland December 17, 2006
Sexual position involving Missionary Position, but where the female closes her legs after insertion, and the male straddles them and clamps them shut as he thrusts. Useful when the female has a loose vagina. Recommended as best with females having a prominent mons.
by FallsInTheRiver July 21, 2009
A uber-potent drink made from the cheapest vodka, coffee liqueur, and irish cream you can find, topped off with way too much half and half (to cover the low-quality booze) and then shaken and served with ice. Not to be confused with a TGI Friday's mudslide.
by keptman August 03, 2008
"how do you know them?"
"oh, they went to Christian College with my mom way back when"
"haha, so you've played dutch bingo, then..."
"yup"
"oh, they went to Christian College with my mom way back when"
"haha, so you've played dutch bingo, then..."
"yup"
by pakertothehizlacker March 29, 2008
Pulling one's labia over someone's head so it reaches the ears. Done as punishment, not intended for pleasure by either party.
"JD, if you don't get your butt back in here this instant I'm gonna give you a dutch basket to remind you where you come from!"
by AnnieBark August 31, 2006