HUSBAND; wow we just wanted to take a walk BUT theres so many hump attics humping random shit along with my wife
WIFE; im humping a chair fuck walks
WIFE; im humping a chair fuck walks
by me duh44 October 16, 2023
To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.
by deadassurmomsahoe1432 February 02, 2020
An archaic term for coming together to get things done quickly. Hustling. Not to be confused with "gather and hump".
The attendance and interest at both our luncheons and evening meetings is increasing. Believe me there will be some "hump and gather."
by waffleguy4 November 13, 2021
*Emotional Dry Humping (noun, informal):*
1. A metaphorical expression describing a state of intense emotional connection or interaction between individuals that stops short of deeper commitment, vulnerability, or full resolution.
2. Engaging in emotionally charged exchanges, such as flirtation or oversharing, without progressing to a meaningful or defined relationship.
1. A metaphorical expression describing a state of intense emotional connection or interaction between individuals that stops short of deeper commitment, vulnerability, or full resolution.
2. Engaging in emotionally charged exchanges, such as flirtation or oversharing, without progressing to a meaningful or defined relationship.
"They spent hours texting about their dreams and fears, but it never went beyond emotional dry humping."
by geniussextherapist November 22, 2024
by PenguinFlyer October 11, 2015
A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.
Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.
by Betty Missus June 07, 2017
A behavior practiced by some hardcore techno enthusiasts in Los Angeles at rave-style events at least by the mid-1990s, though it possibly originated a few years earlier.
Physical act resembling sex between a human and sound equipment consisting of bumping and grinding bass bins, mid-highs, or other hip-height sound reinforcement gear.
Physical act resembling sex between a human and sound equipment consisting of bumping and grinding bass bins, mid-highs, or other hip-height sound reinforcement gear.
"Did you see those kandi kids speaker humping?" "Yeah, they practically knocked down that stack, they all were bumping into it on the beat. But that wasn't as crazy as that mosh pit got."
by Hardcore Massive Never Dies November 16, 2013