Gooning

The act of prolonged edging for intense periods of time while viewing porn or other arousing forms of entertainment. Gooning is widely known for being a masculine activity, however there are plenty of females who enjoy participating in this activity.

Playing with/stroking/rubbing/caressing ones genitals for endless periods of time while avoiding full on ejaculation. Maintaining high levels of arousal for hours and hours upon end. An extreme and extended form of masturbation that could include but not be limited to, adult toys, helping hands, and one's self.

That hot bi couple spent the whole weekend gooning and watching porn together.

by DahliaRouge July 15, 2023

goon sesh

when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.

by joshma February 4, 2024

Goon toons

Pornographic animations. They're often watched on a PSP or 3DS, but can be viewed on many other devices.

Yo, man! Put on the goon toons, not that Cocomelon or Skibidi Toilet shit!

by b453dw0rdw1z4rd June 25, 2024

Moon Gooning

Gooning under the moon with an elk skull

Guy: I'm going to go Moon Gooning with the natives tonight.

by FeetHuggs April 11, 2024

Alex Goon

When you're a chinese boy named Alex and you love gooning and edging and playing Roblox and gooning to it

Yk that one boy from China named Alex who loves gooning and does it every evening? Yeah he's definetely Alex Goon

by certifiedmasterbaiter69 December 10, 2024

goon stoopid

A double meaning referring to the act of "gooning" so hard that you become completely and utterly stupid, to the point where you spell the word incorrectly. Also in reference to the leading figure in the gooning community, Goon Stoopid.

Brendon: "Dude I dunno what to do. I'm bored."

Darren: "Just goon stoopid."

Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"

Darren: "Atta boy"

by fapaddict November 26, 2023

alien stage flicker gooning

Alien Stage Flicker Gooning is the act of flicker gooning while listening to ALIEN STAGE music, going with the melody to time your strokes.

“Yo I was beating my meat so hard to Round 6 yesterday”

“Oh, so you were alien stage flicker gooning?”

“YESSS I LOVE FAPPING MY BONER TO ALIEN STAGE IT TURNS ME ON AND I DONT NEED ANY LUBRICANT RAWDOGGING MY SHIT”

by femboyIicker73 September 19, 2025