Gooched

When a principal at your school punishes you or someone else. This must be a principal or it is not the same thing.

The principal caught Billie smoking weed in the bathroom and gooched him. He was suspended for a week.

by TreNotCool March 22, 2019

Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.

Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!

by Smoisty June 17, 2025

Liquid Gooch

The liquid that secretes from between your balls and asshole.

I licked on that liquid gooch

by SERP-SORROW January 7, 2025

gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)

Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!

by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024

Gooch

A younger racist female of English descent. Leader of the Second Coming of the Fourth Reich. EDL member supreme.

Gooch is in love with George

by FlannelGinger12 July 28, 2024

Gooch

Gooch is a word that you use when you annoyed at someone it shows your upset
Its a well used word in midleton

Q. WHAT A GOOCH OMD
A. SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO BE A GOOCH

by The one and only BRICK November 23, 2021

whole grain gooch

The salty sweat that comes off your nugs after a hard activity and is rubbed off on a potato chip for a tasty snack

Gary whole grain Gooch is just what I needed on my chips when I got home from school

by anacondacot7 May 6, 2016