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Sock Fucker 

An adolescent boy whom has just discoverd masterbation.
usually has an acne riddin face, underbite, and his diet consists of chicken nugguts and mr. pib. Has no funds to buy lub or tissues. because he spends his money on Mcdonalds, comics and soft core anime porn. So he masterbates with his sock and tosses it in the laundry.
Mom: I wish our son wasnt a sock fucker.
Dad: When i was his age i was way to up in the pipe to try that.
Mom: i want a divorce.
Sock Fucker by Walter Fishington September 25, 2010

gay fucker 

a homosexual that has sexual intercourse with random inanimate objects (and animate)
Gay fucker, stop having sex with my scissors
gay fucker by ya mum69 November 1, 2013

Chuckle Fucker 

This is a female who has sex with guys who are funny. Like comedians, comedic actors, and/or improvers.
We went to that comedy club and my sister slept with the comedian . . . again.
What a chuckle fucker!
Chuckle Fucker by VirgCo December 7, 2011

douche fucker 

A person who pisses someone else off to the fullest extreme.
What a fucking douche fucker. I hate him.
douche fucker by Lyndsey January 17, 2004

Cow Fucker 

One who engages in fucking cows; a person (usually a male) screwing a cow.

OR:
'Cow fucker', used as an insult from one person to another. (Sometimes from one person to an animal, or maybe even from a person to a non-living thing/object)
"Man, he's so a cow fucker, I saw him on Saturday up at the barn!"

OR:
"Leave me alone, you cow fucker!"
Cow Fucker by ConorLove247 December 9, 2008

Fuck your mother fucker son of bitch cockfuck 

Usually a run on sentence commonly used by Indian men when confronted or threatened
Benchod fuck your mother fucker son of bitch cockfuck 2 times in the butt