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Full slam dunk blumpkin

Otherwise known as a "chrimp-an-heave"

This term defines the phenomena when a chrimp is receiving a blow job, he shuts in his hands and flings it on top of the head of the one giving said blow job, as if scoring a slam dunk in basketball.

This phenomenon does however come with risks such a the action of flinging Shit may cause tennis elbow in the randy chrimp, or at times the Shit can be an irritant to the skin on top of the head one the one giving said blow job.
Why hasn't the zookeeper giving that chrimp his fucking full slam dunk blumpkin yet!!
by Arkyboy19 August 21, 2018
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FULL ON RETARD

When someone is so ridiculously stupid, and cannot handle even the simple things.
Did you hear about President Trump, he's a full on retard.
by MM7000 November 2, 2018
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Full Ham Sandwich

A group of friends or an event that consists of almost all girls.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.
What was the ratio at the party like last night, was it a sausage fest, or more like a full ham sandwich?
by Full Ham Sandwich March 19, 2019
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Full Head of Steam

In basketball, when a player has high speed and momentum. Usually used to describe large players driving to the goal for a dunk.

Originates from confused basketball announcers mixing up their words when trying to describe a player as moving “full steam ahead” before entering common usage.

Sometimes described as simply a “head of steam”.
Giannis is tearing down the court with a full head of steam!

Not many people are going to be willing to take a charge when LeBron gets a head of steam toward the goal.
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Frillip

One of the most unique forms of transportation known to man. This term is often used to describe a sloppy, hobble-like gallop.
"Wow, Tori really moves fast when she frillips across the parking lot!"
by Klutzyfemale August 28, 2019
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full boat

"Full boat" means something is completed, or can not contain anything more.

If you're told to pay full boat, it means you pay for the complete service. Even if it's immediately cancelled, you pay 100%.

If you arrive somewhere, and told it's a full boat, it means you cannot attend.

In poker, it means full house. It's a bit inaccurate to call it a full boat, since there are three hands that can beat it, but you're likely to go a lifetime before seeing a "Four of a kind", "Straight flush" or "Royal flush."
From the TV show Barry, when an acting class is cancelled because of a death.
"This class counts.
Stepping away from the class is, in itself, a lesson.
So there are no rain checks, is my point.
Okay, everyone pays full boat for today."

In a poker game:
"Read it and weep. Full boat"

"Hi guys, can I get a ride home? Sorry, full boat"
by Kingdragonfly June 21, 2019
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Full jenga

Means that your are a fat piece a wood
The 8x8 piece of wood is a Full jenga
by Trickyricky123 November 26, 2019
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