Jesus Cluny Frog

A more PG version of Jesus Christ.
Used when angry or suprised, but not so angry/surprised that you forget that an authority figure (i.e. The Man) is in hearing range.
Common in the Diana Tregarde Series by Mercedes Lackey, which is about urban witch Diana's occult investigation service.

*Figure darts out into road*
Diana: Jesus Cluny Frog! *Hits the brakes* What was THAT?!
Bum: *Knocks on window* Spare change, ma'am?
Di: Oh... sure, I--
Bum: *Gets eaten by large demon*
Di: AAAAaaaahhhh!!!

by WelcomeToNowhere April 29, 2010

The Frog's Top Hat

adj - to be one step above the Cat's Pajamas.

That painting is good.

No that painting is the Frog's Top Hat

by Lil Jackie Paper February 23, 2010

frogging ash pole

A hilariously bad re-dubbed piece of dialogue used in place of "fucking asshole" in the summer 1998 film "There's Something About Mary" when lovesick Ted (played by Ben Stiller) confronts stalkers Healy (Matt Dillon), a former private eye hired by Ted to find her who subsequently also falls for Mary and Tucker (Lee Evans), a friend of Mary's pretending to be someone other than his pizza delivery job really is.

Healy: You're calling <i>me</i> a stalker?

Ted: (waving bottle) You're a frogging ash pole.

by Urban Squirrel March 8, 2013

ur dog a frog

The absolute fucking pinnacle of insults not only will they just be utterly demolished, this will cause the Mariana Trench to rupture and the Yellowstone Volcano to erupt. Then when all is said and done, the fucking moon will collide with the earth on the exact spot of the person who has been insulted.

Tim: Dude, fuck you.
Joe: Ur dog a frog.
Tim: What...?
Joe: *engulfed in flames*
*Yellowstone begins erupting as the world slowing falls into pieces from the Mariana Trench rupturing*
*The moon collides with the earth on the exact spot of Tim*

by Mother__Goose May 18, 2018

frog lawn mower

when a guy takes it up the ass from another guy wearing a green suit in the doggy position

lil za gave justin bieber a frog lawn mower last night

by idkwhattoputhere3 June 14, 2013

Frog Mode

Getting high on marijuana to the point all one does is stare like a frog. A higher level of stoned.

I was on my way but hit a joint and went frog mode.

by Dwumblord January 2, 2015

screaming frog

When a woman is squating and leans forward so she's on all fours and the man comes up behind her and puts his cock in her ass in one thrust and she screams from the pain.

Screaming frog is like Squating on all fours

by Asset team April 30, 2015