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Will-Forted

Will-Forting someone includes calling them, holding the phone up to the radio or speaker, and forcing the person on the other end to listen to any obnoxious jam you please. In many cases, Will-Forting someone may result in the person who you are Will-Forting to never call you again, for fear of hearing another random, loud song. This tactic could be used as an excuse to dodge a real conversation, generally confuse, or piss someone off so much that you never hear from them again.
"I didn't want to talk to Hannah, so when she called, I held the phone up to the radio. I really Will-Forted her."
by goonsquad009 February 23, 2009
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Gruntrifical Force

1) This is when a group of people try to move a heavy object and the last resort is a combined grunting effort, that actually moves the object.

2) Pertaining to a person that cannot relieve flatulence in a normal manner, wherein, he resorts to grunting as the last resort for the relief thereof.

3) This technique can also work for popping one's ears, as grunting forces the pop.
1) Man, did you see that tug-of-rope tournament? Yes, I did, Darly. Our team won when the fat guy swayed the team in our favor by way of Gruntrifical Force.

2) Johnny used Gruntrifical Force to fart when other options would not suffice.

3) Terry had the worst cauliflower ear. Due to his cauliflower ear, fluid built up in his ears, not only the outside of the ears, but the eardrums themselves. The poor bastard, now, has to pop them by using Gruntrifical Force.
by Wildman582 November 5, 2011
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Target Force-out

Verb. An underhanded, common business strategy used by corporations and businesses to stress veteran workers to their breaking point.

A means of causing workers to quit, or forcing them to make mistakes for reasonable termination
Your manager is making you work 11 days straight? They're giving you the Target Force-out
by Kevinsyel April 14, 2012
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cuntrifugal force

The force that tends to expel a thing or parts of a thing outward and away from a center of bitchiness.
No one wants to be around the bitch because of the mean strength of her cuntrifugal force.
by buttfinger December 9, 2013
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Fro Force

When two people who both have Afros tend to share the same brain waves
by Basketball Players January 3, 2014
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audi force

by Audi FoRcE May 15, 2016
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Secret forces

Secret forces is an elite group trained to complete secretive missions. They are not commonly known but are a major point that shaped our world today and was created during the 1700s
Brandon had been chosen to become apart of an elite force known as the secret forces
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