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Floor zoned

the lowest stage of a rejection. if you get floor zoned all i can say is i’m sorry for you.
rip bozo he just got floor zoned
by Tadeo C February 11, 2022
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A Floor

A present from God, the most beautiful and sexy being just like a Dante
She is such a Floor
by AnHorse June 11, 2017
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Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.
“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”
by Angels naked April 28, 2025
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Piss on the Floor

Slang for a big, disgusting mess. It can be used to refer to something that’s actually physically filthy, or something that’s just a mess. Similar to saying that something is “like a trainwreck.”
Jackie: “Did you see the school play?”
Wilson: “Yeah! It was such a piss on the floor this year”
by Robby_ April 11, 2024
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Hit the kitchen floor

to move back in with your parents as an adult
Craig hit the kitchen floor after he got out of jail, but he's trying to get back on his feet.
by Pseudonym ray March 21, 2020
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Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!
Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.
by Peanut Butter Balls April 7, 2022
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