Father.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.
by Xenoblade March 23, 2023

The cum father is an ultimate creature that men pray to before having sex.
It also is a big wad of cum.
It also is a big wad of cum.
by G.L.B's Channel December 2, 2022

15 years ago
Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga
15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*
Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga
15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*
by YourLocalEuropean August 15, 2021

"Where is my FATHER?"
by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023

by The Boss Stallion November 29, 2020

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 21, 2022
