Florida

A place full of drunk white people doing stupid things

Florida Man arrested for having illegal alligator fights in his basement

by Thebadguygog July 12, 2022

Florida Ice

When you give someone you shit in a cup and proceed to forcefully have sex with them and nut in one nostril and your Left ear

Hey babe can I Florida Ice You? It’s

by RandomNigga1000000 May 27, 2023

Florida Poly

A degenerative college composed of losers, weebs, and pedofiles.

Another day, another suicide at Florida Poly

by whitewashed January 7, 2021

Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.

Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.

by shroncke November 13, 2022

Florida nosing

Taking a life threatening amount of cocaine at one time.

I was at a party once, where I saw Jesus Florida nosing it off a urinal.

by Snuffy77 February 9, 2018

Florida Kept

When a car has been in Florida and the owner considers it to not be beat up compared to other areas of the U.S. where cars are beat up.

Selling my Mazda Miata 1,000,000 miles, drives great, florida kept.

by imblazerr September 29, 2022

Florida Speed Bump

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.

“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”

by greglinsanity June 14, 2022