Dunkeled

During sex as soon as the male cums he dunks on the female while screaming you just got dunked on, this is better if his last name is Dunkel

Last night i dunkeled my girlfriend.
You just got dunkeled on.

by Anonomous Definers March 30, 2015

dunk monkey

Dunk monkey is a term used to define a white guy who lies about his penis size. Conventionally, he's a short stubby faggot who likes video games. He will most likely die alone and develop diabetes by the age of 20.

"Damn dude, that guy over there is a real dunk monkey."
"Yeah man, he'll never get married."

by pandaslapp December 19, 2016

Dunk Clown

A dunk clown is someone you hire to show up and publically beat someone you dislike at a thing they believe they're good at. Traditionally it's an actual clown coming to beat someone at basketball, but can be used for any activity.

Smug ass Marvin thinks he's so good at chess, I'm gonna get a dunk clown to take him down a peg.

by DestroFace May 17, 2017

Dunch

The sound a large bag of gravel or rice makes when it falls on the ground.

The bag of gravel fell from the crane onto the commodore with a dunch.

by EC 1801 September 5, 2017

Dunkelbumser

Someone so ugly that they only have sex in the dark.
From the german words "Dunkel" (dark) and bumser (fucker)

-Andrew said he can only get laid if the chicks can't see him too well
-Yeah, he's such a Dunkelbumser lmao

by The Raize February 2, 2019

Dunch

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My ex is such a fucking Dunch

by subterfuge May 4, 2021

sunk dunkey

Derived from the phrase donkey dick, a sunk dunkey is a dick so big that when one sits down to take a shit, it sinks to the bottom of the toilet.

Johnny won the big dick contest because of his sunk dunkey.

by Leif Thomas November 11, 2008