a Driver

- noun

someone who when playing video games, moves the controller in front of him/her self to mimic the movements of his/her character.

especially funny when done with non-racing games, ie. jerking the controller up when making Mario perform a difficult jump

"Stop being a DRIVER; you almost knocked over my mom's vase!"

"Ryan was such a DRIVER he yanked the nintendo right off the shelf. Now we cant play Contra no more."

by steve ryanson May 1, 2009

Bus Drivers' Rules

When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.

In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.

by Past Pedestrian September 6, 2009

Bus Driver

One who, whilst playing video games and in particular, driving games (NFS, Gran Turismo, Forza), unintentionally turns the game controller to imitate the corner they are attempting to take and in the process looking like they are driving a bus.

"Dude! You are such a bus driver! Let me do the race."

by jb_22 December 17, 2009

Bus Driver

A person playing a driving sim game online, who drives very slowly, and does not allow you to pass them cleanly.

Hes such a bus driver, he needs to be kicked from the game.

by RabbleRabble December 18, 2009

Scape-Driver

To drive aggressively, or carelessly, causing accidents or forcing other drivers to swerve, brake suddenly, or take some type of defensive action. At the same time swearing at them and blaming everyone else for the situation. Passing 20 cars in a lane that everyone knows ends ahead, and saying "that bi*%h cut me off!" or "Oh I know you're gonna let me in there!"

Man john is such a crappy driver, he almost killed us yesterday, but he's allways got a scape-driver to take the blame.

by lostlyricist February 4, 2010

clunge driver

Changing gears using one of your orifices, not including your mouth or your arse.

Girl: Yesterday, my friend was my clunge driver. She changed from third to second using her front bottom on the gear stick

by katza8uk December 3, 2010

Mystery Driver

Getting a handjob from a passenger in the backseat while driving.

"I took a group of girls home from the concert, and one of them gave me a "mystery driver" on the way.

by Brayn January 17, 2013