DOUCHEBAG

Elijah is douchebag
by Dh748805 July 10, 2019
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douchebag

a complete fucking pretentious asshole with an over aggrandized sense of entitlement.
can be a man or a woman.
you sir are a douchebag!

that fucking loser douchebag bitch thinks that her feelings, wants and needs are more important than everyone else's!
by limeade girl December 08, 2016
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douchebag

Usually from Southern California, drive high priced sand rails, make fun of other people's hobbies.
These douchebag's were just making fun of my tricked out Ricer with Louis Vuitton seat covers.....
by chase1424 May 09, 2017
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Douchebag

A word meaning a bag of penises used to define someone who isn't acting accordingly to the social behavioural pattern.
My algebra teacher is a giant douchebag.
by Most19fuckeraround March 24, 2016
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Douchebag

A member and/or persons assigned to the rescue company, the rescue, or the SQUAD. Commonly found sitting around the table Monday morning quarterbacking a call he was not on duty for and/or did not respond to. Including but not limited to structure fires, vehicle accidents with

persons trapped and/or confined, or any call in the jurisdiction or surrounding areas. Usually saying things like “well if we were there”, “we should’ve been dispatched” , “I know we were closer”, “what are they gonna do?”. Also ignores simple direction from any Chief Officer. However he/she will be found in the Chiefs office complaining about why the Engine Captain always places them in service before they arrive on scene, Why they have to go out of service the pointless training, and why they couldn’t add on to a specific call for service.
Probationer - “Why is Chad being such a douchebag?”
Senior Man - “It’s a prerequisite for being assigned to the Rescue Company”
by Mkvswagg December 08, 2021
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Narcissist ass douchebag

"Dude, David is such a fucking Narcissist ass douchebag !!"
by bitchyghost September 30, 2018
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schrodinger’s douchebag

Someone who says they were spreading misinformation based on if they were actually factually incorrect,
pretending as if they knew they were wrong the whole time.

Sometimes these types of people like to call people who see through the "misinformation" "nerds", as they are too egotistical to admit that they were just being a "dumbass".
"I made this, because my friend acts like this schrodinger’s douchebag"
by not lakepants February 16, 2024
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