diet coke

It's cocaine, but it's healthy cocaine

dude: yo I'm sniffing diet coke
other dude: who are you why are you on my house

by WhatsappuUltimateEdition November 26, 2023

The Minstrel Diet

When one lives on one large bag of minstrels and water everyday.

Fatty : Hey i'm on the minstrel diet
Extreme Fatty: It didnt work for me.
Skinny: It worked for me

by Fabsta. October 5, 2008

Diet Check

Winn Dixie brand Dr. Pepper

"Hey mom, did you get some Diet Check from Winn Dixie?"

by tbww October 26, 2020

Diet Chocolate

When you lack the amount of melanin that you would like to have. A light skinned person in denial.

I'm not light skinned, i'm diet chocolate

by Iamkmoon October 15, 2018

diet forever

A diet forever is a permanent devotion to a restricted variety of foods for the rest of a person’s life to improve health, or lose weight.

Person 1: “I’m thinking about doing something to lose weight, what do you think I should do?”

Person 2: *taps Person 1’s stomach* “You should go on diet forever”

by TheCheeseTax December 20, 2024

Diet Brittany

a muffin with alcohol in the mix. Other variations include cupcakes.

We made Diet Brittanys so our parents wouldn't find out we were getting drunk.

by kayyfawst March 17, 2011

diet ranga

a person with blond or light brown hair that could be seen as having orange hair

“have you seen that guy! he’s a ranga!”
i don’t think he’s a ranga, personally, more of a diet ranga”

by bananaboatdododododo March 31, 2022