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Jack the Crack

Any man or woman who is so inept in the kitchen that they chew on frozen pizza bruv. if they've had too much to drink and need to throw up, they will proceed to take down their trousers revealing their crack, thus the name. You know when a jack the crack is elated as they say "decent". A JC loves to fight for their own entertainment and youll know when they are up for it by them yelling "cooooome on". They are especially horny for larger woman and look for a "bad B with a big back". A Jack the Cracks street slang comes from their desperation to escape their loving white middle class family. All in all a decent geezer.
" is that a jack the crack fighting again in the courtyard with his trousers down?"
by eggybastard123 February 4, 2021
mugGet the Jack the Crackmug.

Straggle crack

A straggle crack is someone strung out on drugs, wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, may resemble slender man and may sleep under a bridge.
This Straggle Crack I used to bartend with never showed up on time and when he did he was always high and wearing the clothes he slept in.
by Roman K. January 12, 2021
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Crack a roni

When you're addicted to eating macaroni.
Ryan: Hey man, whatcha eatin' ?

Matt: Crack a roni.

Ryan: Sweet.
by longhairordie April 29, 2012
mugGet the Crack a ronimug.

zombie on crack

whta the hcek!!!1! thta is a firckign zimobe no carck!!1!1!1!!1!!!!11!
zombie on crack: im an zombie on crack
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 10, 2023
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crack-a-mare

A difficult person who is too much hard work, particularly a woman.
"That girl is being such a pain in my ass - she's a right crack-a-mare!"
by tommorgancat May 14, 2014
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Ass be cracking

When a fellow person is bent over and his or her shirt is too far up as well as their pants are too far down. Therefore showing posterior crackage complete with a living bear of fur in between said buttocks
by hairycatterpilar April 7, 2013
mugGet the Ass be crackingmug.

Jewish Crack

Allergy medicine in pill or tablet form.
I took my Jewish crack, so we won't have any trouble at the dog show.
by Commander Kafka November 18, 2016
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