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CS IS T3H 1337N3S |T OWNZ0rZ 4LL other g4m3Z!
Definer :it has now become the home of cheaters, morons, people who cannot actually use real words (instead replacing them with poorly spelled words which are then converted into a string of ASCII characters and letters - see also 1337) and young male teenagers who call anything a "fag" (meaning homosexual) and as such is avoided by everyone who has even a single brain cell.
Player : D00D u R t3h fUcK t4rD!! OMG W00T!
by P00f4c3 August 16, 2004
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Body Count

Checking your pockets for dead presidents (money) therefore doing a body count.
Person 1: Oh man, I don't have enough for the pizza.
Person 2: It's all good, I did a quick body count and I got $10.
by Clever-Feller November 23, 2010
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Counter Strike

counter-strike is a game where u kill other players.
i only played it so that i could prove my brothers wrong as they thought that girls couldnt play shooting games. except i totally sucked at it.
but i got addicted and wasnt even old enough to play it.
still gd though. love it. :)
brother:girls cant play counter srike.
sister:watch me
girl plays counter strike and sucks.
3 months later
brother: y arent u playing cs? u played it like everyday after school
sister: im not addicted anymore
brother: y not?
sister: im addicted to rs now
brother: omg that game is shit
sister: so are u
by psycho-gurl May 17, 2006
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Sperm Count Dracula

Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.
Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.
by scut monkey August 8, 2009
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On The Kitchen Counter

A phrase often following "that's what she said" or a "your mom" joke, which is used to extend a sexual innuendo. First made popular in Southern New Hampshire by Anna L.
"That was the best tasting hot dog I've ever had!"
"That's what she said... on the kitchen counter!!!"
by Maximilliondollarbillz October 29, 2008
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Counter Strike

A MOD for half life. A fairly decent game, ruined by its comunity and often too simple for players of "better" mods, such as DoD and FA.

It is often to find a clan server who consider themselfs great, who are beat by a new clan and then make up bullshit and fail to come up with evidence to prove that said clan was being abusive towards female gamers.

Often clans will have an inferiority complex and ban anyone who dare to call anyone a poof for camping and wasting everybodies time, when face with better oponents they will make up tales of abuse to get them banned and secure there league position.
-=npa=- : they where saying they where gonna rape us..

Better clan : its a widly accepted gaming term (seeraped)

-=npa=- ok we'll show you the logs that say they where being abusive

Better clan : ok then

-=npa=- *sees the logs prove otherwise, says he hasnt got time and wants the better clan benned anyways*

Better clan : stupid fucking children, got beat did you?
by PooP May 5, 2004
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Counter-Strike

The thing that pwns you.
Counter-Strike>you
by teh November 1, 2003
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