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Ass coon

by All things random December 13, 2017
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Coon rider

A Coon rider is defined as black male virgin that engages in raw sexual intercourse and/or anal for the first time in the back of the car. He often has 60 nangs beforehand and busts after only two pumps!
Ryan kite: Hey did you see that Coon rider riding that bitch in the car!

Bi Jai: Yeah! He was puffing on two bloons whilst “Jdogging that hoe
by Monkey Mav May 2, 2022
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Coon Agent

Coon Agent is the cognitive of Coon and agent; with coon meaning to act as whites (who came up with the term) expect for a black American to act, usually in obedient and stereotypical ways. For instance, they will dance, joke and display a big smile while never being serious about serious issues.

An agent is a representative of someone else, with the agent in the visible or public role with their names and faces put in public to represent the ideas, aims and goals of their employer. The employer is almost never seen, or is rarely seen or heard from, leaving the agent to handle all of the bad things. Putting the two words together, produces a Coon Agent; a employed agent or representative from another who goes against their people, who is a coon by default simply by allowing themselves to be used.
Tariq Nasheed is a Coon Agent for attacking Africans, Caribbeans and black Americans on behalf of his white masters. He never attacks his masters, which shows him to be both coon and agent.
by Coon Watch February 24, 2025
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Coon

a skraight (straight) - goofy.

in the African culture around Africa, & of around Chicago.
,Coon
by romelmbarnett August 6, 2021
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Cooning

Someone who quickly jumps in a trade (stocks or crypto) and jumps out after a quick profit.
Today I'll be cooning bitcoin. Easy money.
by TheMoneyFlipper January 3, 2021
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coon

A rapper known as Blac Youngsta, or other similar people speaking in adlibs who promote stereotypes with every breath they take.
Yo, dat nigga Blac Youngsta, dat coon be rockin his paper money to sleep like his child.
by Calvin Chaos October 20, 2016
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Coon scratcher

The scratcher of a coon, scratchs coon, the coons servant, ur lower than a coon
by DaCoonMediatot November 17, 2021
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