Chuck Norris

chuck norris is a indistructabale crime fightinng sex machine.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits

by meleva July 24, 2006

Chuck Shit

An item (i.e. coffee mug) that someone forgets in your private space (on my desk in my office)

Stop leaving your Chuck Shit in my office!

What's all this Chuck Shit in my room!

by Chuck Cole: Retarded Cool Dude September 30, 2008

chuck norris

AKA god/sex object

holy shit its chuck norris

by SxyPenguin308 March 17, 2009

Chuck Norris

Your worst nightmare

Chuck Norris will get you .. run, before it's too late

by likeyoureallycarexx July 4, 2009

chuck norris

A god that, while having sex with your wife in a truck, purposely let one of his sperm loose in the engine. You now know that truck as Optimus Prime

Why are we looking for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Chuck Norris lives in Houston.

by Fear the Beard March 31, 2008

getting chucked

To get socked in the eye with a Wii remote.

Wiiremotesockedhitpunchedchuckvideo gamesplaygetting chucked

by jewels4u November 23, 2009

Chucked Out

The first one put out of a Texas Hold 'Em tournament at least twice in a row.

We played a nice game of Hold Em last week and yes Wuba the Love Sponge Chucked Out AGAIN

by Dave36 July 28, 2008