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Chinese Nut Tap

The act of constricting a male's testicles with a rubber noose, and harshly slap it back and for that as if it was a punching bag.
Nic: Hey dude are you alright?
Michael: Yeah man my sister gave me a huge chinese nut tap last night.
by Gallant September 24, 2011
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Chinese Penis Cuffs

Mainly the same as the word "DOCKING". Sticking the head of your penis into another mans foreskin making contact and Docking eachothers meat helmets.
"Hey tom, im bored". "Me too, lets try making chinese penis cuffs, that was pretty fun and pleasent last time". "OK!"
by TBONENYC March 25, 2010
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Chinese dentist time

The name given to the time 2:30 this is because if a Chinese person says "two-thirty" it sounds like they're saying "tooth hurty".
by carbona not glue November 2, 2010
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Chinese pussy flute

A Chinese pussy flute is when a dude is fucking a girl in the pussy and then sucks her pussy like if her pussy was a flute
John: hey dude Frank did that Chinese pussy flute to Jen

Ben: yeah dude he said it fucking hot
by Dan McSour February 9, 2021
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alaskan chinese firedragon

The act of taking a small drill, putting a dildo on the end, lace it with lubed up Pop Rocks, and violently doing vaginal.

The Pop Rocks will explode in her pussy, simulating a dragon spewing fire. Best done on the Chinese Year of the Rooster. Best done with sparklers on a vibrator attached to the titties, while screaming violently in Chinese with a dragon mask, fully butt-naked.
Boy, my pussy is really sore after that Alaskan Chinese Firedragon.

I was really into the Alaskan Chinese Firedragon, until he unmistakably called me a nigger in Chinese.
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Chinese helicopter pilot

To be at the critical point in masturbation, whereby your facial contortions and arm movements cause you to mimic the appearance of a chopper pilot from the Orient.
"What's wrong, man?"
"My mum walked in on me while I was watching Deep Throat, and I looked like a Chinese helicopter pilot"
by Patrick Antonis August 17, 2006
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Chinese chicken salad

The act of disposing of or ejecting an annoying female by inserting your thumb into her anus and index finger into her vagina and pinching her like a pair of chopsticks in order to lift her up.
"The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her a Chinese chicken salad right out the tenth story window!"
by Iddudes November 3, 2009
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