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Cincinnati Chili Basket

1. A hot mess; see also dumpster fire. Derived from the chili concoction originating from Cincinnati, OH. It is well known that all such variants are distinctively not authentic chili but an unholy facsimile of hot messy mystery meat and a greasy spunk loosely described as "sauce". The name "chili" is further desecrated by spooning the goop on top of spaghetti that was boiled in aged hot dog water. As a final affront to humanity, a prolific amount of shredded cheese is then deposited upon it, assuring various degrees of gastro-intestinal damage to the consumer.

2. A Cleveland Steamer after partaking in Cincinnati chili.
1. That last staff meeting where Bob lost his shit with Phyllis for 30 minutes was a real Cincinnati Chili Basket.
2. After eating at Skyline Chili, we went back to my place and I gave Barbara the fucking biggest Cincinnati Chili Basket of her god damn life!
by Boodreaux November 22, 2019
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italian chili dog

When you go from penile penetration to the mouth.
by RankKat July 8, 2021
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Chili Dog

When someone vomits on a penis while giving head,

Whether they were drunk or have a sensitive gag reflex.
Your mom gave me the biggest chili dog last night after drinking two Kahula n coffee’s”
by Tittywanker August 3, 2023
mugGet the Chili Dogmug.

Chili Cheese

When a man bends over and simultaneously pees and poops in a girls mouth.
This girl was begging me for some chili cheese action last night.
by W0nder_W0man May 11, 2014
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Chili bowl

When 2 or more friends poop in the same toilet without flushing.
Friend 1: how was Stephanie’s party last night

Friend 2: pretty good, she was bitchy so we chili bowled the shit out of her parents bathroom
by Keegert June 24, 2018
mugGet the Chili bowlmug.

Washington Chili Bowl

Involves a dildo wrapped in vegan bacon and hash oil, a corded telephone, some hot sauce and an anus. A close cousin to the Texas Chili Bowl.
He gave me a Washington Chili Bowl. As a man, I was a little startled, but we both went to the University of Washington so it made sense.
by Texas Hook 'Em February 1, 2024
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Suckin on a chili dog

Sierra said she was really into suckin on a chili dog.
by AdonisNeo August 27, 2025
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