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Chair man

A Chair man likes to be sat on. He also has an 11-inch penis that goes inside you when you sit on him.
He likes to have children on him and is the father of 105 babies.
The Chair man wants you to sit on him.
Stop acting like the Chair man.
by MoeyFan1 November 23, 2022
mugGet the Chair manmug.

school chair

"Oh man, I did the school chair last night, it was so tight, dawg!"
"Mmm man, she got the school chair like nobody's business."
"You got any of that young school chair?"
by The Hot Diggity Dog November 25, 2013
mugGet the school chairmug.

The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as a highchair for adults who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.
"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."
by Nacho Burris March 13, 2024
mugGet the The Wine Chairmug.

chaired

mechanism by which the closest inanimate object, usually a chair, is used to adjust attitudes and minimize violents assaults against innocent People of Color perpetrated by racist, entitled, hateful white people who may be in possession of personal property such as pontoon boats
I’m so glad that unprovoked gang assault by those racist white criminals against that innocent dock security guard was thwarted when they all got chaired.
by Lisiunia August 11, 2023
mugGet the chairedmug.

Chair

Something you sit on so you don't have to sit on the floor.
Hey can I use that chair ovwer there

Of course you can!
by Goofyahhhhh September 29, 2022
mugGet the Chairmug.

Cuck Chairing

The act of watching, lurking, or not participating in an activity. Does not necessarily have to be sexual.
by Tark. February 21, 2025
mugGet the Cuck Chairingmug.

Cuck Chair

A chair that a cuck sits on when hes watching his girl being ass fucked
Bernardo: Yoooo eric is that your cuck chair
by EIRCKKCKOBJNILF July 24, 2025
mugGet the Cuck Chairmug.

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