carrot

A wet orange stick

I do not eat those wet orange things you human call carrots!!!!!🍠

by Carrot🍠 December 9, 2019

Chicken Bunny Carrot

It’s when a chicken and a bunny and a carrot love each other very dearly so much so that the birds and the bees come for a visit and give them a chicken bunny carrot

I bought my friend Ellie a chicken bunny carrot for Easter

Lizzy search up chicken bunny carrot noises on YouTube

by The Elmo Crew April 4, 2025

carrot

The favorite animal of some people with down syndrome.

Teacher: What is your favorite animal Austin?
Austin: My favorite animal is a carrot.
Teacher: That's wonderful Austin, thank you for sharing.

by turbogiraffe February 17, 2022

Einstein’s carrot

A term for when someone tries to recite a fact but uses the wrong information for the context.

Isint the law of gravity from when Einstein was under the tree and a carrot hit his head?

No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!

by Einsteinscarrot February 22, 2025

Absolute Carrot

An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.

Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!

by EliTried December 21, 2021

id carrot that

i would guide that/lead that or i will help you with that.

positively entertaining :)

boy: i want to go to college but i'm not sure how
guidance counselor: id carrot that

by wrong.youre.dumb July 28, 2017

Milk the Carrot

When a ginger haired person masturbates. As their ginger pubes are similar to that of the color of a carrot.

Person 1: "Cameron's gone home early from the party"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"

by Con con July 22, 2017