Carl

Carl that nigga

Carl is a very sexy looking man he also has a fucking massive 13 inch cock and he can't get away from the ladies with his massive dick and sexy style and he is very kind aswell

Carl is cool

by Sexylad6969 November 24, 2021

Carl-Woodwarding

Fearing men with foreskins due to their awesomeness.

He's totally Carl-Woodwarding that guy.

by Qc1 September 7, 2013

Carl Support

Court ordered child support ordered to be paid by the hard working mom to the deadbeat self employed dad.

Judge: "I hereby award father $500/month in Carl Support."
Carl father "I object, that's not enough, I need more!"
Judge: "Order in the court!"
Judge bangs gavel and mutters under his breath, "shut the fuck up, carl."

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

Carl

Carl has a HUGE weiner and everyone gives him free super soaker gawk gawk.

Carl "hey, whats up?"
girl with big rack "imma give you that gawk gawk"

by Every Girl ever In illinois January 20, 2021

Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.

Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

Full Carl

1. To go Full Carl you must eat cannabis edibles to the point of incapacitation.

2. When going Full Carl you must eat weed candy in a reckless and careless manor because you're going to be high as shit in a few hours and you don't care.

Lauren went Full Carl Friday night. That girl was high as fuck!

by Long Long Donkey Kong April 21, 2018

Carl

Big dick mf

Carl has a massive cock

by iWantToUnlive November 10, 2021