A trash ass guy. He’s lame af and can’t play rainbow 6. Has a bomb ass wifey though. Don’t know how this guy has friends.
by Videogame girl 420 May 28, 2020
Get the Captain Caprimug. 'Right then Barry' declared sharon 'first things first, I want to see you talking to the captain before you stick that cock up me - its not all about you!!'
by chesterpest January 22, 2010
Get the talking to the captainmug. Obviously, the captain of the band.
Also, the only 'member of a group of musical misfits who can 'actually' play an instrument.
See also musician,ross saunders
Also, the only 'member of a group of musical misfits who can 'actually' play an instrument.
See also musician,ross saunders
by Captain Band December 13, 2003
Get the Captain Bandmug. Noun; Someone who makes it their job to judge other people's fashion, a person without the skills to tell when not to comment on your poor appearance
The term is jokingly used for self-appointed individuals who criticise the clothing others wear, and thereby those others' fashion sense.
Often used in a joking manner as response to a compliment.
In reference to the fashion magazine, Vogue
The term is jokingly used for self-appointed individuals who criticise the clothing others wear, and thereby those others' fashion sense.
Often used in a joking manner as response to a compliment.
In reference to the fashion magazine, Vogue
"Oh, I look good today? How'd I look yesterday? Did I offend you with my ugliness? How about last week? Did I disgust you? You're such a Vogue Captain. What is wrong with you?"
by wk sun August 25, 2009
Get the vogue captainmug. Guy#1: who's that dude over there?
Guy#2: Oh him? Yeah, he's Captain Todd. Haven't you heard about him?
Guy#2: Oh him? Yeah, he's Captain Todd. Haven't you heard about him?
by ChrisPierreBacon November 24, 2018
Get the Captain Toddmug. A somewhat interesting superhero who probably owes his name to a much more interesting Canadian Folk-Band captain tractor. He is the quissential Canadian-Teenage-Stoner, with the exception of having super powers. Of course due to the low crime rate of the Great White North, he hardly ever does anything worth mentioning. Although he did stop a "whacky" nazi invaison of his own highschool once. Currently he is the leaser of "super" team comprised of a equally defunct individuals including: shrewd, an idiot, a perverted homocidal maniac, a stalker, and a bit fat guy.
Captain Tractor is currently being turned into an indie flick by Five-Men and a Lemon productions.
Captain Tractor is currently being turned into an indie flick by Five-Men and a Lemon productions.
"Captain Tractor took out the Robotic-Death-Hats his shark gun...which in fact did shoot out a living breathing Tiger Shark."
by The Denominator December 12, 2008
Get the Captain Tractormug. A caped crusader known for various tactics of defeating crime, including riding on top of cars (also known as Urban Surfing), and kerb-crawling next to suspicious cyclists. Driving at low speed, the Captain reaches out of his car and produces a playmobil telephone to offer to the cyclist, claiming "It's for you-hooooo!"
If said cyclist answers the phone, or rejects it, the captain will identify their criminality, and speed off into the distance, singing "Caaaaaaaaptain Uuuuuuuuniiiiveeeeeeeeeerssssseee!!!"
This term can be used as a noun to describe the superhero, or as a verb to describe his actions of crime-fighting.
If said cyclist answers the phone, or rejects it, the captain will identify their criminality, and speed off into the distance, singing "Caaaaaaaaptain Uuuuuuuuniiiiveeeeeeeeeerssssseee!!!"
This term can be used as a noun to describe the superhero, or as a verb to describe his actions of crime-fighting.
Did you see Captain Universe on Oxford Hight Street last night? He was mental! He nearly Captain Universe'd three cyclists in one go!
by Monty S-B November 26, 2010
Get the Captain Universemug.