pipe candy

Crack

I went to get some weed , but that fool tried to sell me some pipe candy. I said HELL NAH!

by Bandit 0069 June 9, 2017

Wallet Candy

A condom conveniently carried inside a man's wallet

Bro! Do you have any wallet candy?! My girl and I are hanging out tonight!

by punterm49 February 8, 2015

Candy panda

A big, burly, mixed race, gay man that eats ass in exchange for sugary treats.

I think my dad is a candy panda. No. I know my dad is a candy panda.

by Dick Shuttlecock May 29, 2019

candy surprise

the event that a girl appears small chested until you can get her clothes off and then they look and feel huge!

Dude I had no idea that girls tits were so big till she took her top off. It was a total candy surprise!

by Dinger182 March 28, 2012

condor candy

cocaine.

just say no to condor candy

by livingstongoodfellow July 20, 2014

soldier candy

The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".

Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."

Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"

by TheTypoPoopcicle July 24, 2016

Snout and Candy

What Junior The Forbidden One smelled…

“I smell snout and candy yeaaa”

Junior loves snout and candy

If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it’s most definitely snout and candy

Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is to superman lol

A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy

by jezzabellheights_ July 18, 2022