Pavlov's Butthole

The conditioning of pooping work so consistently, you have to poop when you get there, whether you've eaten or not.

Every time I clock in, Pavlov's Butthole kicks in.

by BroskiAG August 14, 2021

Satan's Butthole

An incredibly early time of the morning when nobody wants to be awake but has to be for some reason or another.

Often accompanied with the added words "crack of".

Dan: "Are you leaving early?"
Max: "Yea, man, like the crack of Satan's Butthole'.

by Sassperilla July 27, 2022

Beach ball buttcheeks

a girl who is thick but still has no ass.

"damn she got the beach ball buttcheeks."

by ferencyfingerer May 16, 2023

Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

Extremely unpleasant or disagreeable, very trashy, more crusted in shit than your crusty ass-crack hair

Even though it's essential, social media is crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

by Asadefa September 21, 2020

butthole

a word that is interchangeable with respect; naturally, to get here (the butthole) is an accomplishment and people look up to you so you deserve some love

"You definitely get the up-most butthole from me."
"Butthole!"
"Can someone show me some butthole around here?"

by David Jenkins October 28, 2006

buttahs

sub-rural ebonics; possible wigger misinterpretation
remarkably smooth and/or cool, exceptional. having bomb-like qualities.

Check out that mad phat dualie! Those mud flaps is buttahs. (Spoken by Chad Dawg, Peoria, IL, nowhere even remotely near the ga-hetto)

by Sextagatah January 3, 2005

buttchug

an extremely homosexual ritual performed by fraternity brothers on their new pledges in which beer is poured down one brothers ass crack and into the mouth of the eagerly awaiting pledge

I thought about joining their fraternity, but I found out that they do the buttchug and that was it for me.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008