When you get an item of food out of the cupboard and hit it against your significant others behind while in the kitchen
I gave “jasmine the great British food spank the other night while she was washing up, she was pissed”!
by Therealslimbaby November 20, 2022
Those white blonde British men you see on the media. Many females simp for them really hard. Always rich and ends up being the villain. They're very sus and don't get any bitches because of their status.
by teetersworld March 08, 2023
British’s are cool and not to mention they dick bout big asf they lowkey wit it tho…they’ll make u think that they have a shrimpy wimpy but whole time they slanging long cock. They also know how to dress and them mfs fast asf.
by 8ritish November 23, 2021
Emily, "do you think that people on the Southern end of Great Britain have a different accent than those in the north, you know 'beef'."
by BenIsBigGay December 09, 2019
The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.
by Depressed Male July 30, 2017
For those who think British people are not a race need to look up some facts here is the proof they are a race
by Jonny money May 24, 2023
1st guy:"Jack did a British Jackson with Ellen."
2nd guy:"Oh really, for how long?"
1st guy:"56 seconds."
2nd guy:"Wow!"
2nd guy:"Oh really, for how long?"
1st guy:"56 seconds."
2nd guy:"Wow!"
by funkypimp June 07, 2011