bread asthma

When you can't breathe while eating any type of bread product.

Hey Ryan, do you want me to pick up a sandwich for you? Nah man, every time I eat bread I can't breathe cause my bread asthma kicks in.

by Mr guy dude November 15, 2017

Brennans Bread

Good Bread. Approved by the grape gang. brennans family pan is the best

Brennans, todays Bread Today- the Brennans Bread man

by BrennansBread September 23, 2020

bread-shop

A girl's pussy/vagina.

Sorry guy, the breadshop is closed.

by Solid August 1, 2005

Bread-Job

A handjob with a piece of bread and the sub-sequential eating of the bread

Girl:So you favor a bread-job later

by Imbrains July 28, 2017

Fairy Breading

Pouring 100's & 1000's (sprinkles) into your partners arsehole or vagina then smothering your penis with butter, fucking the chosen orifice until you have a good coating of both the butter and sprinkles on your penis then get your partner to suck it off

"Hey baby want to come back to my place for some fairy breading"

by Fridge7171 August 24, 2021

head bread

The money received from giving a blowjob.

Damn! I got some head bread from him last night because i give the best blowjobs.

by biante December 15, 2010

water bread

Bread soaked in water which is then fried and "flash salted." It is principally consumed when one is horribly inebriated.

"Quick, Betsy, cook me up some of your finest water bread, I've had like twenty-nine Kahluas and i'm just scrapping for some food...actually fuck that, i need to go puke"

by myylkdog July 19, 2012