Sewage blond

A blond dirtier than dirty blond. So dirty blond its SEWAGE blond.
A blond that barely blond and almost kind of brunette.

Friend 1:Hey I've got some dark brunette hair

Friend 2:yeah I've got dirty blond.

*Friend 1 examines friend 2's hair*

Friend 1:hell no dude that's like sewage blond!!

by jakeyoh mylord ya April 4, 2010

TRUE NON BLOND

Any female who has dyed her hair blond with the expectation of getting the same attentiion and perks as a natural or 'true' blond.

Luke: Wow, is that Jules, I though she was a brunett?
Shannon: Yep, she decided she would get more action as a blond.
Luke: Dude, she's just another TNB now!
Shannon: What?
Luke: Yeah another true non blond

by brent logero September 30, 2008

blond dreads

blond stupid looking dreadlocks.

look at that stupid white boy with blond dreads.

by traveling bob August 15, 2006

cali blonde

a retarded girl that has sex on street corners with dogs and then fingers herself in the drive threw of mickyd's

Becky was quite the cali blonde when she stopped to get a fish fillet.

by Moniiii September 7, 2008

Blond

1. The way "dumb blondes" spell blonde.
2. The way dumbasses that think all blondes are dumb spell blonde.
3. Rubio/a in Spanish.

Note: I'm not biased against Blondes. I am one myself.

Kathy has blonde moments but has nearly black hair.
I am a blonde but she has so many blonde moments it's not funny.

by Me December 17, 2004

strawberry blonde

What happens when you mix a ginger and a blonde together...yeah, the result isn't too pretty.

Joey and Grace's babies came out strawberry blonde with tempers of a ginger and IQs of a blonde.

by californiagurlzyepp November 29, 2011

blonde mafia

3 blonde girls. If you are enemies with them, prepare yourself for their wrath.
And to all the people posting other definitions: who ARE you? I mean, seriously, do we even know you??!

Oh, and we don't get in over our heads. We get revenge and that's it.

The Blonde Mafia is a cool group with rad friends.

by Julsies January 6, 2005