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cock block squad

Founded by Jordan, Hershel, and Nicos. Originated in the city of El Paso, Texas. The cock block squad is notorious for their extreme ability to cock block any one at any moment. Diego is a prime victim.
Bro, did you see Diego and Adriana hooking up? Of course Not! I cockblocked the fucking shit out of them!
by Jordan April 10, 2005
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Cock Blockery

The conscious or subconscious act of driving away any and all pussy within a certain defined radius. The act committed by a career cock blocker who may be a nice guy, but should never be counted on as a wing man.
"Jesus Christ, that William may be a nice guy, but he’s the undisputed deity of cock blockery!"

"That ain't no shit brother... we better move out of his orbit before we're victims of a fruitless cunt shopping expedition!"
by Musicguy4fun March 10, 2010
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Block Head

A name for a person who is a DUMB or just an ASS HOLE.

A ignorent person, a person who makes stupid comments, a person you dislike to the fullest amount.
James: Was up Bob
Quan: Moe, Aaliyah got me guhh in 3rd period today.
James: What her nuggetdy head ass say now?
Quan: Son, she went some "Quan yousa cold bitch" off some random shit.
James:Her "Block head" ass.
by cocopuff_3410 December 5, 2010
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dreamer's block

when you can never dream in your sleep, even if you tried, or if you did dream you cannot remember or comprehend dreaming it.
tom:I had the strangest dream last night about whatshisface and blah blah...

sarah: I had a dream about pirates doing this and that and yakityyak...

bob: '_' *indifferent*

tom: What did you dream about, bob?

bob: oh idk i dnt rlly wnt 2 share.. (damn dreamer's block)
by mrBATES July 4, 2010
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Blockland

A wonderful game. Basically virtual legos. You are a small charecter and you are allowed to build things. Such as houses, or skyscrapers. Anything you can imagine.

The game only has one flaw though, its community. Full of jerks and idiots. Only about 1/4 of the Blockland community is nice. The other 3/4 is rude and problematic, these people tend to post on the forums most often.

Also, the administration team is full of big headed assholes as well. Supported by the rude community, these people hold their heads up high and tend to pick on most of the members in the game. There are only a few nice administrators. They don't usually play the game any more though.

All in all, the game is great. But most of the community and administration team is full of big headed, jerks.
Average Blockland forum conversation:

Fred: Hi Blockland community, I just joined!

Member 1: Wow dude your name sucks.

Member 2: Shut the hell up, member 1, you faggot.

Member 1: Fuck you, at least I have a life you cunt licker.

Member 3: You both are idiots. Welcome to the forum, don't be a faggot.

Fred: Good, cause I am not a faggot.

Member 1: Yes you are you fucking faggot.

Member 2: Shut the fuck up, stop with your incessant faggotry.

Member 4: What did I miss?

Member 3: Faggots.

Member 5: What's a faggot?

Member 2: You, faggot.

Administrator: You're all faggots. I am banning everyone who posted in this topic.
by Ekig March 23, 2010
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walk block

When you're walking along and unable to pass the people in front of you who are walking slowly, occupying the entire width of the walking space, and oblivious to the fact that you want to pass, usually because they are inconsiderate morons engaged in mindless discussion.
Coming back from lunch today I was walk blocked by these two fagtards talking about football.
by Mudbone October 7, 2008
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Cock-Up Blocker

(n) 1. Software installed on one's hard drive to prevent various interweb cock ups. 2. What livejournal should have installed on their servers to prevent Strikethrough 2007.
Livejournal: I'm in ur journals bahleetin ur pr0n.
Livejournal users: O NOES U GOT THE WRONG PR0N. GIVE IT BACK.
Livejournal: O HAY. Our bad. Will install Cock-Up Blocker ASAP.
by faire_weather June 22, 2007
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