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BITCH

Beautiful
Individual
That
Causes
Hard-ons
by Actlikeakid July 28, 2011
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Bitch

1) A female ingrate who doesn't deserve shit
2) A female dog
3) The act of being an ingrate who doesn't deserve shit
1) Dude, Your wife is such a bitch
2) My dog, lucky, is a bitch
3)Robert, stop bitching, god damn it!
by cutegirl476 January 8, 2012
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bitch!!

a respected ,mean woman/ teen in life
im not a bitch, im the bitch
by kathie May 1, 2005
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Bitch

1. Female dog
2. Whine
3. Girl who is evil to her boyfriend/husband
4. Servant, usually a pimp has many of these
1. Katie's bitch is having puppies!

2. Stop bitching about those shoes!

3. You: My wife is such a bitch.
Me: Why?
You: Before our marriage, she would do anything to give me pleasure, and yesterday she didn't give me a blowjob. Instead, she cheated on me.
Me: What a real bitch.

4. Pimp: I need to get drunk. Bitch! Get me some whiskey. Other bitch! I have Blue Balls so give me a blowjob!

Third bitch! I need you to do a Cleveland Steamer on a rival pimp!

Fourth Bitch! Go get me a Porn Star to perform for me! Now, bitches!
by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010
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Bitch

A male servant to a female. Basically a male ho. A bitch's mistress will usually beat him for fun, force him into wearing female clothing (skirts, dresses, lingerie, ect). A bitch is usually forced to wear a french maid outfit to preform his tasks. A woman will tell her bitch whatever to do, and he will do it. If he does not, he will be beat.
Mistress: Bitch, go make me a sandwich

Mistress: Bitch, go change the channel, try on my new skirt and heels for me, then get ready for your beating.
by theturtle1111 July 20, 2011
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Bitch

A female who understands, accepts & embraces all of her quintessential positive qualities of character, mind, body & spirit along with her faults and short comings. She utilizes her faults as tools in a positive manner along with her strong attributes to build and create a personal character foundation that propels her to excellence in any situation, career or life experience.
The bitch in me came out to get the job done.
Babe In Total Control of Herself.
I used my bitch power to get the promotion.
by Natural Bitch August 30, 2010
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bitched

A vinyl record or CD which has been scratched badly enough that it is unplayable.
"I lent you my Gaetano Parisio 12" and it came back bitched."

"I can't play Far Cry because the play disc is bitched."
by Andrew July 2, 2004
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