by shane rowan February 20, 2004
when your eyes get blood shot from playing too much guitar hero. you don't have time to blink when the notes are going so fast!
-woah!!! are you stoned? your eyes are so blood shot.
-nope! i just played way too much guitar hero today thats all, so now i have guitar hero eyes.
-nope! i just played way too much guitar hero today thats all, so now i have guitar hero eyes.
by bitch basket fagola November 28, 2009
Someone scheduled to work the first shift during standard daylight working hours at a three shift workplace who constantly complains and calls off. The individual may or may not suffer from an illogical persecution complex despite having the primary benefits of the three shift system tailored to his/her shift.
by Corporal America March 22, 2020
Usually the conservatives have been looking for working class heroes as their role models. But what's with MTG, isn't she a personal trainer? —No, she is a twerking class hero... 🤷 ♂️
by 🅰️ January 17, 2022
by SCGD November 24, 2022
Term used to refer to people who have no musical talent, but due to games such as Guitar Hero and Rock Band, they convince themselves that they can actually play an instrument. This misconception usually makes itself apparent when a Rock-Hero is given a chance to play a the instrument they think they can play, resulting in the Rock-Hero making a spectacle of themselves while also annoying the instruments owner and nearby people. The most cummon instruments are drums, bass, or guitar.
Example1:
Guy1: "Dude, what the hell are you doing with that guitar?"
Guy2: "Bro, I play Rock Band all the time, I figure the movements were real enough... I figured I could hammer out a simple tune"
Guy1: "Well you might be a Rock-Hero Musician... But you were wrong. Invest in guitar lessons, not Rock Band expansions"
Example2:
Dude1: "O.k, you been banging those drums for 10 minutes, I've yet to hear a beat."
Dude2: "I'm a pro Rock-Hero Musician!!"
Dude1: "What? Rock-Hero Musician? That's the most retarded thing I've heard, aside from people who choose to play recorder. I bet that just like recorder players, you'll never get laid for that skill."
Guy1: "Dude, what the hell are you doing with that guitar?"
Guy2: "Bro, I play Rock Band all the time, I figure the movements were real enough... I figured I could hammer out a simple tune"
Guy1: "Well you might be a Rock-Hero Musician... But you were wrong. Invest in guitar lessons, not Rock Band expansions"
Example2:
Dude1: "O.k, you been banging those drums for 10 minutes, I've yet to hear a beat."
Dude2: "I'm a pro Rock-Hero Musician!!"
Dude1: "What? Rock-Hero Musician? That's the most retarded thing I've heard, aside from people who choose to play recorder. I bet that just like recorder players, you'll never get laid for that skill."
by T.J Awesome:) April 24, 2010
In a line or large crowd of traffic, a hero has arisen when someone jets into an open lane and gains speed rapidly, trying to budge in ahead in line. The appropriate response is a hard shutdown, with the comment "There's no time for heroes, and you're not one."
Oh look! A hero has arisen! Speaking into mirror and speeding up to close any gap: There's no time for heroes and you're not one.
by Rambler Man May 24, 2023