19th base

having sex with an inanimate object yet still reaching an orgasm. the object must also orgasm.

only 2 people are known to have achieved this. ron jeremy and chuck norris

ron jeremy: i got to 19th base with that sexy tree down the road

chuck norris: *ROUNDHOUSE KICK*

19th base by andrew osullivan September 11, 2006

All your base are belong to us 

All your base are belong to us" (often shortened to "All Your Base", "AYBABTU", or simply "AYB") is a broken English phrase that sparked an internet phenomenon in 2001 and 2002, with the spread of a Flash animation that depicted the slogan. The text is taken from the opening cut scene of the European Sega Mega Drive version of Zero Wing, a Japanese video game by Toaplan which was rushed and so was rather poorly translated into English, and is often regarded as butchering the English language.

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ....
Operator: Captain !! *
Captain: Take off every 'ZIG'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice.

All your base are belong to us by steve-manthing March 24, 2009

fourth base 

The final stage in a relationship that involves sexual intercourse.

First Base -- Making Out (tongue included)
Second Base -- Rubbing, Dry Humping, grinding.
Third Base -- Oral Sex
Fourth Base -- Sex

"I can't believe it, he got to fourth base on his first date with her!"

fourth base by Cloud Infinity December 24, 2006

50th base

to go to 4th base with a different woman (or man) in all 50 states.

You:50! I finally did 50th base!

Partner: I thought this was fourth base!

You: it is for you, but not for me!

50th base by $#$^#@%!#@%&*? October 10, 2008

base

First base: making out (french kissing)
Second base: feeling up under or over clothes
Third base: hand jobs and fingering
(3.5: oral sex)
Home run: sex, (including anal)

BOB: We got to 3.5 last night

Bill: 3.5, there is no base called 3.5, are you retarded

BOB: you're just mad cause you're never gonna get there

base by Mickey D. May 13, 2008

baked beans 

stoned mexicans

cypress hill is a good example of baked beans

baked beans by Hawaiian Dicking January 14, 2010

mormon second base 

A simple kiss on the cheek, forehead, or preferably on the lips. Usually a front door kiss, but may take place on a love-sac. Getting to mormon second base usually leads to mormon third base.

Sam made it to mormon second base when he walked her to the door last night. HOLLA AT CHA BOY!!

mormon second base by mormon_playa October 10, 2007