Fat Barnaby

Someone who looks like a regular Barnaby but is just a little bit larger.

St Pancras of Ashford decreed that a Fat Barnaby was know to enjoy a High Speed Life.

Oi mate. That's one Fat Barnaby there.

I saw Fat Barnaby on the train again today.

by Mflrjhntgiorbhtjbhtr February 10, 2019

crisis barnacle

Someones who manufactures a crisis as an excuse to attach themselves to others.

The office crisis barnacle's parasitic grip on the boss tightened with her every phony squeal for help.

by snakeplisskent July 19, 2019

visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.

Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P

by QuacksO October 25, 2019

Lachlan Barnard

Lachlan Barnard is a 0 iq beta male who won't even smoke a pack in front of the mrs

fuck you Lachlan Barnard

by Roxaaaaannneee November 26, 2019

JAIL BARN

to hold an entity liable to conviction without an due with an right.

He's an jail barn.

by On thee trend January 9, 2020

Txarinas Barinas

Got the same meaning of Mulatto , a girl with mixed races

That girl is a Txarinas Barinas

by Valentino De La Vega August 6, 2020

booby barn

1 n: a strip club or adult club.

Hey johny, you wanna go to the (booby barn?) i heard your mom was gonna be there haha "johny: bruh"

by thathormyguy October 26, 2020