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Bake 'n Bate

The act of getting baked purely for the joy of masturbating.

Sometimes unintentional.
Guy 1: Hey bro are you busy?
Guy 2: Yea I'm in the process of a Bake 'n Bate.
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Baked potato surprise

When you cum in a baked potato and strangle your sister
by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019
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Nake N' Bake

The act of stripping oneself bare and then smoking cannabis.
"Babe, let's nake n' bake!" "Yeah, then let's have sex while high!"
by PeoplelpoeP June 5, 2012
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Wake, Bake, and Wade

The act of waking up, smoking herb, and going for a swim.

The purpose of this is to calm you down and relax you. The preferred time for this event is 7-8AM, because it won't be too hot. This can be done alone, or in a small group of no more than 5. Too many people would ruin the relaxed environment. It is acceptable to be in a hot tub instead. It is also acceptable to be nude.
Guy 1: *yawn* Hey last night was great, babe.

Girl 1: You're telling me.
Guy 1: Let's go smoke a bowl by the pool then go in the hot tub.
Girl 1: I'm up for a Wake, Bake, and Wade.
by GodsInfantry August 18, 2010
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Baked bean girl

-A girl who just looks like she would eat baked beans
"Jules is such a baked bean girl, you know what I mean"
"yeah man, I totally get you"
by RawrImadog123 March 16, 2022
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Bread-Baking Sex

When there’s a “bun in the oven.” When you have sex and impregnate the woman. Can be intentional or not.
I heard Kyle is tryna have some bread-baking sex with his new wife.”
by pootielikestostrut69 December 30, 2021
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Bakes my muffins

An exclamation about how something has made you happy.
Wow Sydney thanks for washing my car, that really bakes my muffins!
by Bennet Anderson December 14, 2020
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