Bake some pumpernickel

To deficate or solid fart in a toilet or other receptacle.

Hey Sweety, can you keep an eye on the baby I have to bake some pumpernickel before the flight. I hate using airplane restrooms.

by Cigar ass October 7, 2018

Baked potato surprise

When you cum in a baked potato and strangle your sister

I did the baked potato surprise yesterday

by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019

Loaded Baked Potato

A jawn. She bad asf. She got a nigga. But he don’t kno she fwy...SUPRISE MF ! She yours now

I got me a loaded baked potato bruh, look at shorty..

by xXLowerCaseXx May 23, 2018

Bakes my muffins

An exclamation about how something has made you happy.

Wow Sydney thanks for washing my car, that really bakes my muffins!

by Bennet Anderson December 14, 2020

Bake 'n Bate

The act of getting baked purely for the joy of masturbating.

Sometimes unintentional.

Guy 1: Hey bro are you busy?
Guy 2: Yea I'm in the process of a Bake 'n Bate.

by Chaddddddddddddddddddddddddddd August 30, 2013

Nake N' Bake

The act of stripping oneself bare and then smoking cannabis.

"Babe, let's nake n' bake!" "Yeah, then let's have sex while high!"

by PeoplelpoeP June 5, 2012

Bake that shit for a minute!

What Simplynailogical or Cristine with no H or Cristine the Science Queen says when she puts her finger in her mysterious alien pod of secrets. Shh! This is holosexually confidential. 😜

Bake that shit for a minute!

by Simplyfailogical March 17, 2020