a b c

It's the ass-balls connection.

Lick my a b c, darling.

by chilliplow January 10, 2006

Pulling a B McC

Saying something that is stupidly funny without realizing it in an oddly endearing way. Named after Amanda Black, who's nickname is Bitchy McChicken, often shortened to "B McC".

Example 1: Saying that you would punch out, spit on, and dangle someone off the balcony for forgetting what color your car is would classify "pulling a B McC"

Example 2: Screaming at someone, randomly, every fifteen minutes to "EAT SOME CHICKEN!!"

Example 3: Testing your level of intoxication by asking someone "Are we in love yet?"

Example 4: Calling your boyfriend fat and then stating that you believe you gave them an eating disorder

Example 5: After being unable to operate electronic door locks on a pick-up truck, proclaiming "I CAN'T WORK HER TRUCK!!"

Example 6: Incredulously asking someone if they like every single variety of onion and then forgetting and asking again two minutes later.

Example 7: Insulting someone then saying "I'm just kidding!" and then seconds later adding "...except I'm not"

Example 8: Telling someone they "suck at life"

by Jamie Max January 12, 2009

A.B.B.S

a fucking amazing foursome of friends...very good friends;
(their inicials just happen to spell abbs)

-so i was gonna invite you tonight..BUT we decided to make it an A.B.B.S thing.
-so why cant i join abbs?!?!?!
-uh its not called a foursome for nothing, plus i dont think you could handle it.

by youdontneedtoknowmyname;] February 6, 2009

a.b.c.

A term that stands for already been chewed. This is most commonly used to describe chewed gum.

He picked the gum off from under the chair to eat it, even though it was a.b.c.

by Annette May 13, 2005

B.F.A.F

Meaning Buff from afar. Someone who from a long distance looks like they're really good looking, but then when they get up close they're actualy shit ugly.

Pronounced bah-faaf.

Person 1: Oh daymn, look how hot that girl is.

*Girl walks closer*
Person 2: Shit man, she's a B.F.A.F

by rtmfb December 24, 2009

take a b to the head

V. Smoke an entire blunt by yourself.

I'mma go home and take a b to the head, then fuck my bitch silly.

by Troy Dunn December 24, 2003

A.B.M.

A.B.M. stands for "All but married." Similar to A.B.E., A.B.M. may denote that a couple is engaged, but not yet married. In particular, it may denote a rather long engagement period, but not always. See example (1)

Other times, it may be used as a loose synonym for A.B.E. and may or may not denote behavior between a couple that is more serious than expected at an early stage of dating. See example (2)

Similar to the academic lingo, A.B.D., All but dissertation.

1)
Ellie and Stew are A.B.M.; they've been engaged for three years!

2)
Jay: Zack is A.B.M.
Frank: Yeah, I hardly ever see him anymore since he started dating Kim.

by Gypsyseoul January 22, 2010