When you wanna show a girl you barely know a stand up comedy special on Netflix and for some really really dumb reason you choose Jim Norton's "Mouth full of shame"... Just don't :)
How to make a good first impression 101 by having a really awkward moment, if she still wanna talk to you after that she's a keeper!
by SimonSay's August 7, 2017
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3.A micropenis exposed out of male's pants/underwear/shorts.
2.Reddit's powermod Karen woman.
3.A micropenis exposed out of male's pants/underwear/shorts.
by Shiine-1 June 12, 2023
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dude, braden is so cool-awkward
dude, braden is so cool-awkward
by i just lost the game. October 16, 2008
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by kdhvjdkdmch September 16, 2020
Get the Awkwarder mug.An awkward potion is the name of potions in Minecraft that are used as a base for all other potions to be brewed.
this is when one of your friends makes things uncomfortable or weird while being social (makes things awkward)
this is when one of your friends makes things uncomfortable or weird while being social (makes things awkward)
tup: yo they weren't that hot
Kyle: "bro they dipped because you were standing there like you took and awkward potion.
Tim : "yo nice sack bro but not in a gay way"
dom: "what did you take an awkward potion before you got here?"
Kyle: "bro they dipped because you were standing there like you took and awkward potion.
Tim : "yo nice sack bro but not in a gay way"
dom: "what did you take an awkward potion before you got here?"
by Gods Dog July 29, 2021
Get the Awkward potion mug.When you're having sex, making out, or just cuddling and your arm gets trapped in an awkward spot ( Straight up, or bent at chest leaving hand by your face) that renders your hand useless.
Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."
Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."
I was in bed cuddling with my sweetie and somehow my arm got trapped between us, bent at the elbow, with my hand just sitting between our faces.
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"
by Brickdogrul October 29, 2017
Get the Awkward hand syndrome mug.When a guy (with traditionally negative rizz levels) is socially awkward when talking to a girl, but for some unexplainable reason, the girl ends up liking the guy. Usually doesn't work.
Guy 1: "Did you see how I totally fumbled that joke with Sarah? I don't think she realized I was kidding about eating crickets as a way to combat my chronic vitamin d deficiency, which I was also kidding about."
Guy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkward rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
Guy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkward rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
by michael.e.scott February 13, 2024
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