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awkward tree

A person who could be so awkward they could be a tree
Guy: You kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: Nah, she's an awkward tree
by NotK1w1 May 4, 2017
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awkward

me
i am awkward
by Xeries July 31, 2024
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Awkward

by Bitchpls70 August 18, 2021
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Awkward Tickler

The drunk bearded friend that attempts to tickle you, but it just feels like being shanked by ten Lincoln Logs.
Oh man, he just finished his 5th beer... put on the body armor, he's armed with his Lincoln logs! Here comes the Awkward Tickler! "GOOCH-ee-goo!"
by George FP January 1, 2014
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cool-awkward

Braden Glebus.
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dude, braden is so cool-awkward
by i just lost the game. October 16, 2008
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awkward rizz

When a guy (with traditionally negative rizz levels) is socially awkward when talking to a girl, but for some unexplainable reason, the girl ends up liking the guy. Usually doesn't work.
Guy 1: "Did you see how I totally fumbled that joke with Sarah? I don't think she realized I was kidding about eating crickets as a way to combat my chronic vitamin d deficiency, which I was also kidding about."

Guy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkward rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
by michael.e.scott February 13, 2024
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