ham smoke

Getting MF head...

Yo I'm about to hit this bitch up and get some ham smoke

by Bump bump June 2, 2017

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Get the ham smokemug.

Porch Ham

(n.) A large melon that is consumed during gatherings in summer months generally in a communal manner on a porch or stoop; Watermelon

Hey Jamal, we gotta head to auntie's because she's cuttin up some of that porch ham for us to munch on!

by Flannel_Patriot May 26, 2022

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Get the Porch Hammug.

shake that ham

V: To jiggle one's buttocks, typically used as a pick-up line

Ex: Hey baby, mind if I shake that ham?

by Colonel Muffdog February 12, 2015

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Get the shake that hammug.

ham on buns

A sexual act where the male places his erect penis in between the butt cheeks of his female partner and thrusts back and forth in order to avoid actual sexual intercourse and to maintain purity.

I want to wait until I'm married to have sex, but we can still do the ham on buns!

by j-dang April 24, 2015

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Get the ham on bunsmug.

Ham simp

A particularly degenerative simp that would do anything for a piece of Ham

Hey bro did you see Hurtado last night? Really trying his shot at a piece of that Ham...
Yeah man, what a total Ham simp..

by DefinitelyNotSlaaf October 14, 2021

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Get the Ham simpmug.

A drunk sand hill. He is nearly incomprehensible, but is an expert craftsmen. Remains super athletic, but can hardly walk. He is not afraid to to pleasure his woman in public, and isn't intimidated by the sphincter region.

Person 1: Did you see Ham Sill last night? I couldn't understand a word he said and he almost fell over after every step, yet he somehow managed to jump over that table.

Person 2: Yeah, no kidding. And he was trying to finger his girlfriend on the couch in the lobby.

by Sphinxtor May 20, 2014

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